Every day we are forced to make difficult decisions: "Should I cross the street?" "Am I thirsty?" "Do I wear pants today?"

If you are looking for guidance, the Magic 8 Cheezburger can provide it. Never again will you again be forced to ponder life's difficult decisions. The Cheezburger will give you peace. All Hail the Cheezburger.

*Yes, it works like a Magic 8 Ball, and it provides answers in LOLspeak.